{"product_id":"rated-r-bumper-sticker","title":"Rated R Bumper Sticker","description":"A bold, vintage-inspired bumper sticker that reads like a wry movie rating for life. Rendered in high-contrast black-and-white with crisp typography and a subtle border, this matte vinyl decal delivers a dry, humorous statement — “REALLY OLD — PLEASE BE PATIENT — I WAS BORN IN THE 1900’S.” Weatherproof and UV-laminated, it clings to cars, campers, laptops, and toolboxes without fading or peeling. The understated design fits both retro vans and modern vehicles, adding a playful, nostalgic touch wherever it’s placed.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant, crisp color printing for sharp text and contrast\u003cbr\u003e- Premium water-resistant vinyl rated over 5 years for outdoor durability\u003cbr\u003e- Matte finish with UV protective laminate to reduce glare and fading\u003cbr\u003e- Waterproof adhesive and easy-peel backing for quick application\u003cbr\u003e- Printed with eco-friendly Eco-Solvent inks\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11\" × 3\" \/ Rectangle \/ White","offer_id":50279693811932,"sku":"17312161248860633098","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/1532\/2076\/files\/11144578668314694748_2048.jpg?v=1779043899","url":"https:\/\/pasthouse.co\/products\/rated-r-bumper-sticker","provider":"Past House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}